You should see the boring content I'm often asked by clients to communicate. It's long, dry and often times extremely technical. To be blunt, it's shit no one cares about. There's a time and a place to be informative, but that doesn't mean it has to take up 30 minutes of someone's time. Also, e-mail campaigns, and social media posts are not the space to be verbose. You know, they do actual studies on marketing content in order to measure what's most effective. Not following these metrics could be one reason you're not getting the results you want. There is where I come in. You can be unique and join me as we ride our unicorns off into the sunset or continue to be bland and ignored like most of the others.